| One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your Butt!' His Wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Julie,' he cried into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not Talcum Powder, 'It's Miracle Grow!' |
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