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| Grandma Rules |
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| Grandma Rules |
| A slightly silly parody... |
| Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Santa Clause was then Locked up in jail. Grandma stood here yelling for a lynching, And elves were out there trying to raise bail. It was not a pretty picture, Her pants punctured by one horn. Grandma tends to be vindictive, And old Prancer may be sorry he was born. Artificial respiration!!! Passed the hat to patch her up. Santa gave Grandma a present, Her teeth should look real nice in that new cup. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Santa Clause was then Locked up in jail. Grandma stood here yelling for a lynching, And elves were out there trying to raise bail. Oh!!! The word sure moved like wildfire. People came from far and wide. Soon a TV poll was taken, And everyone was on the fat guys side. Children gathered on the sidewalk, Pleading for the guy in red. "If old Santa stays inside there, All children in this town wont go to bed." Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Santa Clause was then Locked up in jail. Grandma stood here yelling for a lynching, And elves were out there trying to raise bail. Now the sheriff will release him. We'll all cheer for that red coat. One thing we all know for certian: The poor sheriff has just lost Grandma's vote. Next year, Santa, pay attention, As this fine you just pay. Here's the rule you must remember. "Our Grandma's always have the right of way." "Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Santa Clause was then Locked up in jail. Grandma stood here yelling for a lynching, And elves were out there trying to raise bail. Oh, Grandma got run over by a raindeer, Santa Claus was locked up in jail. Santa now is out there with your presents, And so you can stop sending all that mail!!!! (c; |
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| We Hope you have enjoyed this Parody. Have a Happy Holiday season to one and all. Please sign my guestbook before you leave. Thanks |
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